Dang, Y’all!

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Y’all! Wow! Thank you so much to all my new readers and subscribers! I had no idea Freshly Pressed wasn’t just auto-generated so I’m thrilled to have been on of the blogs chosen.

I, uh, guess I better go write some stuff. I’ve got to chase off this critter that is apparently tap dancing in my attic first. You know that moment when you realize it’s not just squirrels playing grab-ass on the roof and the noise is COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE? Yeah, hadn’t even fully received my first IV of bourbon cup of caffeine this morning when I found myself simultaneously cleaning out a refrigerator because we temped it at 50° and poking my ceiling with the handle of a Swiffer mop yelling, “YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU THINK YOU HAVE SQUATTER’S RIGHTS? COME DOWN HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!” No rodent in his right mind should want to come to fisticuffs with me. I will cut you. And I hadn’t taken my meds yet.

But I digress…

Thank you so much for the kind words, funny comments, and fabulous new blogs I found written by those of you who have stopped by. I shall endeavor to earn your regular readership. Just so you know, I use the terms asshat and batshit crazy a lot more than I did in the featured post, so if that’s a problem for you, here are some adorable cats doing funny things.

Thanks!

7 thoughts on “Dang, Y’all!

  1. mops, coffee and rodents must have made for an interesting morning. So much to blog about when you’ve got critters in your attic. I have none but am almost hoping some turn up… very glad I found this blog, it’s funny stuff. Kasia

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